Rules of Wet Specimen Ownership (yes, there are rules):
1. Your Specimen has been humanely gathered and professionally prepared.
2. Use common sense when handling your Specimen (avoid contact with skin and eyes, use latex gloves, eye protection, etc.).
3. Your Specimen is not a Snow Globe and shaking your Specimen will not positively enhance your experience.
4. Keep your Specimen at room temperature (unless you live on the Sun, if you live on the Sun...don’t buy a Specimen).
5. Should evaporation or leaking occur, refill container with 70% Isopropyl Alcohol.
6. The fluid preserving your Specimen and the Specimen itself are TOXIC.
7. Do not eat your Specimen and do not drink your Specimen’s fluids.
8. Do not double-dog-dare your buddy to eat your Specimen or drink its fluids.
9. Do not take your Specimen out of its container.
10. Your Specimen is not a toy.
11. Keep your pets away from your Specimen (if it is bad for you, it is bad for them).
12. Parents: Only you know for sure if your children are responsible enough to follow the Rules of Specimen Ownership.
13. One Final Note: Our Specimens are sold for amusement use only. Specimens are not for consumption, cooking, ritual or medicinal purposes. These Specimens are toxic and can be dangerous if used improperly. All liability is assumed in full by the purchaser.
1. Your Specimen has been humanely gathered and professionally prepared.
2. Use common sense when handling your Specimen (avoid contact with skin and eyes, use latex gloves, eye protection, etc.).
3. Your Specimen is not a Snow Globe and shaking your Specimen will not positively enhance your experience.
4. Keep your Specimen at room temperature (unless you live on the Sun, if you live on the Sun...don’t buy a Specimen).
5. Should evaporation or leaking occur, refill container with 70% Isopropyl Alcohol.
6. The fluid preserving your Specimen and the Specimen itself are TOXIC.
7. Do not eat your Specimen and do not drink your Specimen’s fluids.
8. Do not double-dog-dare your buddy to eat your Specimen or drink its fluids.
9. Do not take your Specimen out of its container.
10. Your Specimen is not a toy.
11. Keep your pets away from your Specimen (if it is bad for you, it is bad for them).
12. Parents: Only you know for sure if your children are responsible enough to follow the Rules of Specimen Ownership.
13. One Final Note: Our Specimens are sold for amusement use only. Specimens are not for consumption, cooking, ritual or medicinal purposes. These Specimens are toxic and can be dangerous if used improperly. All liability is assumed in full by the purchaser.